paynekink:

i wish i could see his lil happy smiling crinkly face rn 

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ohthefond:

I swear I’ve never been more gut wrenchingly anxious about a setlist in my entire life.

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You Cannot Rest Here

feelinranty:

meeplol:

Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”

Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?

I do.

Don’t you fuckin do this to me

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hod-the-blind:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.

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vinebox:

People so fake

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punypalhoncho:

A FUN GAME:

PRETEND YOUR ICON IS MAKING ITS CURRENT EXPRESSION WHILE GETTING A BLOWJOB

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Tags: oh my god

"If you were a dinosaur what dinosaur would you be?"

  • Ashton: What's the one with the big ass neck?
  • Michael: a giraffe

calumswood:

zaynanatorrrrrrrrrr:

calumswood:

I miss the old days ~sigh~

I miss when they had the 5sos house.  I miss their keeks. I miss Luke’s floppy hair and Michael’s blue streak. I miss Ashton’s glasses and that fucking LA jacket that Luke wore 24/7. I miss when we used to reblog the same things over and over because hell we didn’t have shit to reblog. I miss when there was no drama. I miss spring 2013 help.

Well

Well?

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kissmycraic:

this was wild from start to finish

kissmycraic:

this was wild from start to finish

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