t1m3l0rdh4nj1:

Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.

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cliffordspenquin:

cliffordvoodoo:

WHT THE FUCK WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK WHO DOES MICHAEL THINK HE IS YOU CANT JUST POST A FUCKING PICTURE ANNOUCING YOU PIERCED YOUR EYEBROW WHEN ITS 2 IN THE FUCKING MORNING IM CRYING IM FUCKING CRYING BECAUSE THIS STUPID WHITE BOY PIERCED HIS EYEBROW

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  • Michael: *dies hair* hehehehe bitches'll love dis
  • Michael: *tweets* my hairs purple, lol I'm such a innocent cupcake.
  • Michael: my bitches haven't suffered enough LOL *pierces eyebrow*

emojiclifford:

REBLOG IF MICHAEL GOT U A LIL STRESSED

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michaelsgclifford:

FUCK U ASSHOLE

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fetusvic:

HAS ANYONE EVER HAD A DREAM WITH YOUR FAVORITE BAND MEMBER AND ITS ALL FUZZY AND WARM AND YOURE ALL HAPPY BUT THEN YOU WAKE UP

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sixpenceee:

Metalosis Maligna is a fake disease invented by award-winning Dutch filmmaker Floris Kaayk.

According to the mockumentary, Metalosis Maligna occurs when a metal implant has a bad interaction with human body tissues, causing the metal to grow tendrils that eventually puncture the skin from within and destroy it.

I was skimming through the video at first not knowing it was a mockumentary and landed on the part of the man in bed. I nearly died. 

WATCH VIDEO

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dothrakkii:

lovingmyfangirllife:

Hey guys so i’ve seen other people try this and thought i would try it. I was suppose to switch schools this year but my mom changed her mind and now i cant, and now the only way her and Joe will let me switch for sophomore year is if this gets 30,000 notes. I got bullied so much last year that i went back in the closet and i’ve talked to the principal of the school my mom is making me go to and he cant to anything about bullying because of “religious freedom”. I went on a tour of the school I want to go to and met who my classmates would be and i feel completely safe there, while at the school my mom wants me to go to I dont feel safe and my anxiety is worse. So maybe we can get enough notes on this for me to transfer? 

GUYS, PLEASE HELP. REBLOG.

dothrakkii:

lovingmyfangirllife:

Hey guys so i’ve seen other people try this and thought i would try it. I was suppose to switch schools this year but my mom changed her mind and now i cant, and now the only way her and Joe will let me switch for sophomore year is if this gets 30,000 notes. I got bullied so much last year that i went back in the closet and i’ve talked to the principal of the school my mom is making me go to and he cant to anything about bullying because of “religious freedom”. I went on a tour of the school I want to go to and met who my classmates would be and i feel completely safe there, while at the school my mom wants me to go to I dont feel safe and my anxiety is worse. So maybe we can get enough notes on this for me to transfer? 

GUYS, PLEASE HELP. REBLOG.

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